Take a break for a few minutes to play around with words. Drop me a line if you think of anything you'd like to share with others on this page. Here goes...  

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Oh, oh. We're heading for a really bad spell of wether.

 

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Thanks for explaining the word 'plethora' to me. It means a lot.

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Three things the amateur writer enjoys are eating his kids and not using commas.

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Is the ‘s’ or ‘c’ silent in scent?

 

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The surgeon who operated on a man who was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun says: "He is now fully re-covered."

 

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Can you believe that my local council has hired a man with a bell and a three-cornered hat? For crying out loud... 

 

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Three ways to disappoint people:

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1. Over promise

2. Under deliver

 

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Four things I dislike:

 

• Lists

• Irony

• Lists

• Repetition 

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says: "I think I may be a typo."